Bad Marketing Plans

So the marketing team has been working to promote our upcoming production, The Caucasian Chalk Circle, but not all of our ideas made it from brainstorm stage to fruition.  Here are the tag lines you won’t be seeing this Spring…

  • If you thought you liked The Circle of Life, wait til you see the CIRCLE OF CHALK!!!
  • #CCC?  More like ¡Si Si Si! 
  • (Voice Over:) In a world…. where… babies can kill you… milk costs many piasters… and goat chese is a point of contention…
  • Remember that scene with the chalk in “Shakespeare the Dead” at Theater for the New City?  This is like that!  Except totally different. But in the same place! And with some of the same people!
  • Hey I think I read that in acting school…
  • Ever seen a smoking baby?  Want to?
  • People talking, singing and sometimes dancing, sometimes like babushkas, but not in the same way as you may have seen them in the past.